You know you might be a little too Reformed if....

You know you may be a little too Reformed if...

You say good providence instead of good luck.

You have a bracelet that says W.W.J.C.D and that stands for what would John Calvin Do?

You think the movie Luther makes the perfect sequel to the Passion.

Your idea of a good time is finding the largest Catholic church in town and nailing your own 95 thesis to the door.

You don't care what score you get on an exam as long as you get 5 points.

You call the good things that happened in your day common graces in normal conversation.

You know your ability to enjoy a glass of coke is only through Christ's atonement on the cross.

You know that Jonathan Edwards is not a former vice-presidential canidate or the wierd guy from "Crossing Over"

You say the only informed view is the Reformed view.

You get your date TULIPs instead of roses because they are more theological correct.

You would never date an Arminian. Not because of the obvious bad theology but because you know they would have no idea what commitment in a relationship means.

You think any of theses are funny.